Saturday September 8th. Nascar Nurse has a coronary, and Elvis is in the…Pit Lane??

Saturday, Anne’s flight arrived promptly by 10am, so I picked her up and we headed off to the track to get a decent parking spot. Another side trip to Subway and we had a nice lunch when we got there.

After eating and resting a bit, we decided to head in to explore the souvenir area, spend some money, and sign in at the Official Nascar Members Club, verifying we were here and ready to join the crowd for the post-race Chaser celebration in Victory Lane after the race. We were both looking forward to it, even though I had attended enough of these “special events” by now to know that they are often not as fun as we think they will be when we sign up for them. We can imagine all SORTS of great scenarios when given a chance at inside access that often the reality falls short of. However, no matter what, it was going to be cool to get to be down there while the 12 Chase Contenders are interviewed post-race.

Collecting up my things, I suddenly realized that my tickets, in their lanyard, were missing!

A horrible sinking feeling arose that maybe I hadn’t been careful with them when I got out of the car at Subway, and even that while we were relaxing and chatting with our neighbors in the parking lot at the track, someone had grabbed them off the seat of the car.

All sorts of plans were going through my head, including throwing myself on the mercy of the gals at Will Call, to be sure they would at least give me my pit pass, and buying whatever crappy ticket was left over for the race from a scalper, then sneaking up to find out who was sitting in my seat….to giving up our primo parking spot near (at least not a 3 mile hike) the gates in order to go back to Subway, hoping and praying if they fell out there, they still were….

We tore that car apart 3 times…but for some reason, the third time, Anne looked under the passenger seat…and there they were!!! I guess neither of us looked in that one spot. It’s always the last place you look…which makes sense, because if you found it in the FIRST place you looked, and kept looking, you’d seem a touch…off…

WHEW! Coronary averted!!! Had we NOT found them, I would have strapped MYSELF to the defibrillator!!!

Off to the track, where we said Hi to Mark and the gals at the souvenir hauler, and I waved at Randy as he walked by…of course, he had no idea who I was, but as you’ll see by my pics, I spotted him SEVERAL times this weekend.

Of course, being the pit lane addicts Anne and I are, we headed down there as soon as it opened, just hanging around, seeing the sites. We chatted with some of the pit crew guys, including John, who was having a heckuva hose issue…LOL
People at Nascar races are usually very friendly, and this day was no different. We met all sorts of people down on pit lane, and not just fans…Richmond is not far from Charlotte, where most race shops are, and crews and family tend to live around there, so I wasn’t too surprised to meet a few crew family members who had come up for the weekend, making time to be with their spouses or family members who they must not see very often, as many have “day jobs” during the week, then are gone all weekend, 38 weeks of the year.

The most…interesting…person we saw was…Elvis. Leading a pit tour!! Elvis is NOT dead…he’s just following the NASCAR circuit!! As he headed straight for the #8 pit stall, I suspect his presence had something to do with the fact that his face was plastered all over the #8 car that weekend. But he definitely was NOT camera-shy! I snapped a couple of pics for our Elvis-crazy Brandi, who was not on pit lane…what a day for her to not have a pit pass!! Before long the cars started being rolled through inspection and out onto pit lane, so Anne and I took up position near where they came out and snapped away…looking impatiently for the 99 car and crew.

Applause broke out along pit lane as the 31 car, proudly adorned with the AT&T logo across the hood, came on to pit lane...the car had started the race weekend with a blank orange hood, a result of the on-going battle between Sprint-Nextel and AT&T/Cingular over AT&T's right to have THEIR logo on the hood of the car they inherited when they bought out Cingular:
Sadly, getting up-close shots of the 99 car and it's crew was not to be. After several hours on pit lane, our water gone, the sun hot, we finally had to give up, after going down to see if the 99 car and crew was even close to coming through inspection…which they weren’t. We HAD to get out of the heat, or suffer the fate of hapless race fans every hot race weekend…heatstroke!!

So we headed to the hospitality area, and wonderful shade…watching the workers in the structure, with their cool fans, still fanning themselves, I wanted to say “You don’t KNOW hot!”, but as they were slaving over chafing dishes full of hot food, working, while we could sit and cool off, I decided that would be unwise. I guess I get mean when I’m overheated!!!

After a while sitting in the blessed cool, a little food, and a lot of cold beverages, we felt ready to head back out into the heat.

We found our seats, right at the start/finish line, easily enough, but almost had to CLIMB over bodies to get to them, as Daughtry was playing right in front of us. Not being an American Idol fan, or whatever, I didn’t know who the group was, but I recognized the songs, and picked it up later during my vacation…another Daughtry CD sold!!

After the concert, and people thinned out considerably, and we settled in to watch the pre-race festivities.

Unfortunately, our primo seats were NOT primo for driver intros…rather than move out the Daughtry stage, or use the same one, right in front of us at the start/finish line, they set up the standard Driver Intro stage down closer to turn 4…so we didn’t have a great view for that. But we made do.

As the race started and went on, it became apparent that Carl had a strong car…way to go Bob and crew!! BUT…sadly, we suddenly heard Carl over our scanners saying the engine was going, and the following troubleshooting session was almost more painful, because then we had hope that it might be something electrical, something they could fix and keep going with…but that big puff of white smoke across the track in turn 3 dashed our hopes.

After the requisite mourning period (you HAVE to mourn when your driver’s engine goes south!!), I turned back to the action…joking with the gals via text message that now that I’d lost my red flag virginity during the Busch race the night before, I had now, experiencing 2 more red flags during the course of the race, become a red flag HUSSY!!! LOL

Eventually, it was time to join the ONMC crowd down by the tunnel, as the laps wound down, in preparation for our trek into the infield and eventually out by the Victory Lane/Chaser stage. Even with my knowledge that we would likely be packed in and not have a front-on view (that would be reserved for the press…Anne and I SHOULD have flashed our CCN press/photo passes, I guess!) I was excited…and sure enough, despite some prime views of most of the Chasers, who came over and interacted with us (Carl even faked a stage dive!! LOL) for the actual shots of the group we were sadly out of view…BUT, when they cracked open the champagne and turned it on us, the fans to the side, as well as the Victory Lane guys filming on the other side of the stage (and the press, who were mostly out of reach of the champagne) I happened to be mid-shot of what I COULD see…and got an amazing shot, albeit blurry: Finally, tired but happy (mostly) with our race weekend experience, we headed out when it was apparent that the drivers were all leaving, so there was nothing else to see…

Back in the car, the traffic had thinned a bit, but was still pretty heavy once you got out on the road. I put my experience of the night before into good use, and managed to get into the lane that, after the Busch race, would have had us going straight down the road to our hotel….

And was disappointed to find that, even with the foresight of the night before, this time, with the bigger Cup race crowd, that lane, too, was directed north instead of south…so we once again were headed the wrong way.

This time, though, I knew which exit to take on the interstate to go the fastest way, NOT back by the race track, down to our hotel.

The moral of the story: NEVER expect that you’ve finally figured out race traffic, because it WILL change! LOL

Back at the hotel, we were still on a race weekend high, even though Anne had to head to the airport in a few hours, so we chatted and watched some of the coverage on TV…and before we knew it, we woke up and it was time for Anne to go.

The rest of my race weekend was pretty quiet. As I was bound for Toronto, home to my family on Monday, once I woke up Sunday afternoon, refreshed, I made a quick call to the airlines just in case there was a late flight out I could get instead, but they were all booked up…so I lazed around the rest of the day. Not a bad end to a race weekend!

Friday, September 7, 2007…Elvis hunting, PK stalking, and Official harassing.

Pit lane!!! AHHH!!! I love it!!! I arrived before noon, wanting to get as much time as possible down there…this was the day that was best to get on pit lane, as Richmond International Raceway allows fans to remain on pit lane during the practices and qualifying.

I headed down after a quick lunch at my vehicle (O-kay, so Subway no longer sponsors a Roush Fenway vehicle, but it’s still my favorite lunch to start a racetrack day with!!), in time for the first Busch practice and Cup practice.

When practice was over, I left pit lane for a short while to say hi to the folks at the souvenir hauler, then headed to the Speed stage for Trackside. Being the lone Edhead there, I couldn’t manhandle the banner by myself, but did draw up a sign from the poster board they supplied “All yours, Babe!! 99 Champ” was caught by the camera once, as was the “Proud Edhead” reverse in the crowd shots. Mission accomplished, and I got to see Greg Biffle interviewed as a bonus.

Back down on pit lane, I delivered a goodie bag from the Carl Edwards Diehards to the 60 crew, who were already set up in a pit stall on pit lane. Having not heard from the others yet (they weren’t going to be there as early as I was) I planted myself on the pit wall to watch Busch qualifying, right by the 60 stall. Primo spot, especially after I had been sitting up the way for a while to watch practice.

Unlike pit passes at other tracks, here we pit lane addicts got to see the cars and drivers as they came down pit lane for Busch qualifying…many of the drivers were, unfortunately, already sitting in their cars by the time they got that far down pit lane (Carl was), but I saw Stephen Wallace (who was riding on the tool cart, pulled by his team…I pointed this out to the girl next to me, saying “At least he could HELP the guys push the car!!” to which she responded with “They probably don’t want to risk his wrecking it already!!” LMAO!!!), Scott Wimmer, David Ragan (whom I felt like I was stalking…every time I turned around, there he was!!), Matt Kenseth, Clint Bowyer, Brian Vickers, JJ Yeley, Ryan Newman, and of course I saw a lot of Jack Roush, too…he seemed to be all over the place. When Busch qualifying was over, they had already rolled quite a few cars out onto pit lane for Cup qualifying, but as the Busch teams now needed to set up in their pit stalls (where we were sitting) they started shooing us back behind the pit stall lines, so I lost my primo spot. I ALMOST asked the 60 guys if I could borrow a chunk of their wall, but they had work to do, didn’t need to be trying to work around me.

By this time, I FINALLY found Brandi, Pam and Kristina, who reported they had been stalking PK!!! I had been down there all that time and never once saw him…go figure!! We chatted with one of the officials, who Pam tried to con into making sure the 29 team had some “missing lugnuts” during the Busch race necessitating their coming back in (he, of course, declined!) and he introduced us to the flagman, who just happened to be walking by at that time, flags and all. They were both very nice, but the original official declined to take a picture of the group of us, saying he would get in trouble if he were caught taking pictures…then laughingly joined us IN a picture. That one must be on someone else’s camera, because I remember it, but don’t have it…Pam?

After stalking Marty Smith a bit...o-kay, Pam was, because the man would NOT stand still for her to take a pic (for me, he practically posed!!! LOL), Brandi then resumed her mission to find the #8 Elvis car, and we set her up right across from where the cars were coming out of inspection….and I, at this point having been on pit lane or somewhere in the sun for most of the afternoon, chose rather than staying down there in the heat and further dehydrating myself (my water had long since been consumed) through Cup qualifying, to head out to get some food and find some shade for a while. That’s the ONLY think pit lanes around the country sadly lack…shade!! By this point I was pretty sure that if I didn’t sit in the shade for a while, I was going to melt into a puddle.

After a trip to cool off in the hospitality area, I climbed into the stands just In time for Carl’s qualifying lap (in time, actually, to watch the late 99 car and team, who must have been put on the 5 minute clock when delayed going through inspection, because they were BOOKIN’ it, pushing that car down pit lane, several other cars having already gone in Carl’s stead…) Carl was already in the car, ready to go, so I watched his qualifying run (SECOND!!! Good enough for a 6th place starting place by the time all of them qualified) from the stands, then grabbed some food and relaxed. And tried not to pay attention to mental images that kept flitting through my mind of Brandi tossing herself on the hood of the Elvis car as it finally came through inspection…I didn’t see her on the car when it lined up on pit lane, but that didn’t mean she hadn’t been there!! LOL

By Busch race time, I was fully rehydrated and ready for a race.

I’m not sure, but I think this was the first time I have ever experienced a Red flag live, so I joked with Brandi, Pam and Kristina that I had lost my red flag viginity…this joke would carry over to the Cup race.

After a long day at the track during which the only time I spotted Carl was as he rolled by me in the car either in practice or on his way to qualifying, I headed back to my hotel with only one detour…had I been one lane over, I would have been in the traffic that was directed straight down the road my hotel was on, but of course I was not, and ended up circling the north part of Richmond on interstates I am well familiar with after living in Virginia last year…I didn’t need to see them again late at night, when I was tired and just wanted to go to sleep!! Since my hotel was in SOUTHERN Richmond, this was frustrating…especially since this route took me RIGHT back by the racetrack on I-95 before I finally got there…UGH!

At least now I knew which lane to be in after the Cup race Saturday night. Right??

Thursday September 6, 2007…Relaxation, and a few good Edheads Support…Tony Raines????

My plane had arrived in Richmond late Wednesday night, I’d come early on the off chance that perhaps Carl would be doing a signing somewhere Thursday, as he had last year. Sadly, with his crazy schedule, there was none, although I can’t begrudge him a little down time, if he got any that day.

After catching up on my sleep (working nights meant I had had to stay up all day Wednesday, when I should have been sleeping, in order to get a flight to Richmond that day, the OTHER reason why I flew in Wednesday instead of Thursday…gotta get my beauty sleep before I sweat off pounds on pit lane Friday!!) and picking up my rental car (when they said they were out of Ford Fusions, I said “Anything but a Chevy!” in support of my Ford guys…and was given…a TOYOTA!!! Oh well!!) I did a bit of shopping, and then met up with Brandi and Pam at the Short Pump Mall to attend Tony Raines’ signing.

We felt, as good Edheads concerned with the betterment of society, that it was our duty to try to cheer up this man who had just been told he would NOT be in the 96 car next season, making room for JJ Yeley, that he MIGHT be a bit blue at still having to support a sponsor that didn’t want him. So we went to his signing “incognito”, as he didn’t need to know that we weren’t particularly fans of his.

The first time through the line, we got some pics with him, then it occurred to us we should see about getting a pic with the 3 of us with him. As the line wasn’t very long, we got into line again, and then asked him if this would be o-kay. He said sure, so we went around the table and one of the workers took our cameras to get pics.

By the second pic, it was obvious to us that he WASN’T a happy man, so Pam decided to do something about it…she said “Come on, SMILE!!” and tickled him, saying “Coochie, coochie, coo!!” which busted up ALL present up, even Tony.

Mission accomplished!!!

After taking some pics with the show car outside (and talking to a lady there who we suspected after the fact might have been Tony’s wife…and we had related that Pam had “Coochie cooed” him inside, to which she responded “I do that all the time!!” LOL), we headed off to dinner. BTW, the fact that my “Incognito” shirt actually perfectly matched the 96 car paint scheme was purely unplanned.

Then we hunted Kristina down, who was chatting with some co-workers, and split up, intending on meeting up on pit lane Friday.